APPROVED BAD DECISION

Neon Vice Floating Money Lamp

$79.99

WHY YOU NEED IT

You probably don't. That's never stopped anyone before.

WHAT IT ACTUALLY DOES

A ridiculous centerpiece that makes a banknote float, spin, and glow above a black magnetic base. It is equal parts desk lamp, conversation starter, and proof that your setup has gone too far.

FEATURES
• Magnetic levitation with free 360-degree rotation
• Warm or cool white LED illumination
• Touch-controlled dimming
• Black contemporary base
• Approximate floating piece size: 16 × 6.5 × 5 cm
• 12V/1A power adapter

IMPORTANT
Carefully center the floating piece during setup and keep magnetic-sensitive items away from the base. Decorative banknote styling may vary slightly. Indoor use only.

THE GOODS

Specifications and included accessories vary by selected option. Review the description, option name, and product images before ordering.

BAD DECISION RATING

8.7/10Completely unnecessary. Would probably buy again.